Give Me a Break
Has anyone watched a piece of fluff that is masquerading as a talent show contest called 'Dick Clark presents Your Big Break'?

Normally I shy away from this sort of B.S., but my daughters think the show is great. There's music and they can dance to it. I'm pretty sure that's not what Dick Clark had in mind when he decided to produce this farce.

The whole premise is this...If you look like a singer (or group) and sound like that same singer (or group), then send in a tape and if your chosen you compete against five other so called look-a-likes for a chance to go to the semi-finals and then on the finals for a chance to win $25,000.

The host of the show, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton from 'Fresh Prince Of Bel Air'), introduces each contestant by way of 'this my everyday life' video. After they are 'transformed' to look like their superstar counterpart the audience (studio and television) gets to watch them perform a song, complete with musicians, backup singers, dancers and special effects. There's more going on here then there is most high profile music videos.

So what's my gripe with the show? It's not so much the performances as it is the voting process. The studio audience gets to vote (via electronic keypad) on who looked and sounded most like their superstar counterpart. This bothers me to no end. Why? Because these people don't know Jack.

If anyone saw the semi-finals then you know what I'm talking about. Here's a quick run down... Here comes the 'faux pas' that the studio audiences for those three shows made...

Semi-final #1 -
Barry White, Shania Twain, Hootie & the Blowfish, Elvis, Monica & John Lennon were the superstars. The guy that did Barry White was great. Didn't make it. Elvis was good. Didn't make it. We ended up with Monica and John Lennon. I won't bitch about Monica...she was my third choice. But the guy who did John Lennon didn't even sound like John Lennon.

Semi-final #2 -
Tina Turner, James Ingram, Melissa Etheridge, Stevie Wonder, Whitney Houston & Gloria Gaynor were the superstars. Nothing to say here. Whitney and Stevie were chosen and, yes, they were the best of the lot, even though Stevie should have chosen another song besides 'I Just Called To Say I Love You'. ('Living For the City' would have been a better choice)

Semi-final #3 -
Toni Braxton, Little Richard, Sarah McLachlan, Al Green, Gladys Knight & Boyz II Men were the superstars. This is where I went ballistic because when this show ended I knew it was rigged. Gladys Knight and Boys II Men went to the finals. Sorry, people. Little Richard was the hands down winner. He looked like the man, sang like the man and even had the mannerisms down to a tee. Al Green should have been pick #2. It's hard to do one of the greatest R&B singers of all time but this guy pulled it off. Boys II Men should have come in third. Gladys Knight shouldn't even have beem there. It looked like Dionne Warwick trying to imitate Gladys Knight. She didn't even sound like Gladys. But I give The Pips 9 out of 10; the dancing was a little too fast for 'Midnight Train To Georgia'.

So who won the $25,000 you ask? Gladys Knight. The show was fixed. Plain and simple. Sorry, Mr. Clark. I think you should get audience members who know music and who will vote honestly. In my opinion - Little Richard (who didn't make it to the finals) should have been the big winner.

Your Big Break...Give me a break!!

- Richard Blaine

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