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Calling Technical Support
Have you ever purchased an item because of a television advertisement for the product? You watch the commercial the first time thinking nothing of it. Then you see the same ad again and again and again. Before you know it, you're calling that toll free number and ordering the 'object of your desire'. In my case, it was a computer - because the commercial promised 'round the clock' support with friendly agents who were willing to help you with any problem you had. You know the company I'm talking about, right? They have since pulled these ads from the rotation and are running every conceivable 'push' for their product to try to hook you in. But it's been a while since I've seen the ad touting their great technical support. And I know why...

Little did I know that when I dialed the 800 number for fast, free, friendly technical support and answers to all my questions, the call was not going to the southwest portion of the US, but half way around the world. Okay...I thought, 'What the hell'. As long as they can get me through this problem and fix my computer, everything will be all right. It should be a painless procedure. They deal with these problems all day long. Think again.

After four calls and six hours of wasted time in the course of a week, I was no closer to getting my computer fixed. My patience was wearing thin and my nerves were about to snap. So after all this time on the phone, one of these so called 'experts' told me the problem was in the tower and they would have to replace it. Of course, the new tower would not have all the programs that I currently use and my files would be lost forever.

Why not burn my files and programs to disc, you ask? That's there was the problem was. The CD writer that came with the computer was not working correctly. To put it bluntly, it wasn't working at all. I'm not sure if it was the language barrier that the agents and I had to overcome or something entirely different. I thought that I was expressing myself in a manner that they could understand. Maybe not. I did know that I had no choice in the matter. After all the time spent on the phone with no real answers, I did what any normal, upset, irate consumer would do...I hung up.

Now, you should realize, that I know as much about computers as all the all the members of the BS Boys and 'N Stink know about rock music. Nil, nada, nothing. I know how to turn it on, access my files and programs and get my work done. As far as the workings of the computer...Forget it. I also refuse to take it to a 'repair shop' and let it be held for ransom for a couple of weeks until they can get around to 'looking' at it.

I know what you're thinking. 'Richard, call back and complain. Get that thing fixed.'

I did something more feasible. I called a friend who knows computers. He works at a call center where he 'troubleshoots the customer's issue' and tries to find 'a resolution or a workable fix'. Guess what? In about twenty minutes he walked me through a quick, painless and satisfying conclusion to my problem. I was 'up and running' and burning all those programs and files to disc in no time. Not only did he solve the problem but also advised me on how to keep my computer in tip top shape. Then he told me I should consider purchasing another computer...One with English speaking support.

Before I hung up the phone, I asked if he'd like to get together later. I needed some answers to other questions I had about technical support. He agreed. With my list of questions in hand we met and discussed his thoughts and mine on the issue at hand. Getting reliable answers to questions on computers and other high devices.

Want to know what I found out? I'll let you know next time.

* Richard Blaine's views and opinions do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the staff at Twin-Music.

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