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Some take the bible 
For what it's worth 
When it says that the meek 
Shall inherit the Earth 
Well, I heard that some sheik 
Has bought New Jersey last week 
'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin' 

Is Hare Rama really wrong 
If you wander around 
With a napkin on 
With a bell on a stick 
An' your hair is all gone . . . 
(The geek shall inherit nothin') 

You say yer life's a bum deal 
'N yer up against the wall . . . 
Well, people, you ain't even got no kinda 
Deal at all 
'Cause what they do 
In Washington 
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE 
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU 
You ain't even NUMBER TWO 

Those Jesus Freaks 
Well, they're friendly but 
The shit they believe 
Has got their minds all shut 
An' they don't even care 
When the church takes a cut 
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' 
(So whaddya do? Hey!) 
Eat that pork 
Eat that ham 
Laugh till ya choke 
On Billy Graham 
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham . . . 
They're all a waste of time 
'N it's your ass that's on the line 
(IT'S YOUR ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE) 

Do what you wanna 
Do what you will 
Just don't mess up 
Your neighbor's thrill 
'N when you pay the bill 
Kindly leave a little tip 
And help the next poor sucker 
On his one way trip . . . 
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE . . . 
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)