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Iím just a waitress
The food here is tasteless
Iím not your private wench
So please excuse my French

Medium to rare
Want to stick it up your Ö
Ask me to get for some water 
For your difficult daughter

(Repeat verse 1)
Our special for the evening
Is viehyssoise 
A creamy leek potato soup

Killed the cockroach in the kitchen
Nearly part of the meal your eating
You better be nice to me
Iíll spit in your coffee 
Iíll spit in your tea.

ĎCause Iím just a waitress 
My nameís on the shift list
Iím smiling Ďcause it pays
I cry on my off days

A Cabernet Sauvignon
A nice MoŽt Chandon
Everything is always my fault
When the kitchenís closed
When the soup is cold
Lipstick mark on the coffee cup
When the music sucks
When the bread is old

Iím just a waitress
My nameís on the shift list        (x2)
Iím smiling Ďcause it pays
I cry on my off days

Iím just a waitress 
Iíve been here for three years
Iím still waiting
Iím still waiting.