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Chorus:
Do you got a mullet a mullet going on? 
Do you got a mullet is it beautiful big and long? 
well If you got a mullet thereís no need to hide 
cause itís plain to see just so plain to me that we just need mullet pride 

Verse 1:
I saw a man a walking just the other day 
I saw a man a talking and this is what he say he said to me 
he said son your hair is real short but in the back itís long 
well if it is and it really is then you can sing my mullet song 
(then he said to me) 

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Verse 2/font:
I said sir I have a question thereís a question that I must ask 
why is it when I go out in public why do these people stop and laugh? 
he said the answer to your question sir itís just so plain to me 
now the problem is just with these kids they got mullet jealousy 
(then he said to me) 

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Verse 3:
the moral of the story it goes a little something like this 
if you got a mullet well itís a haircut not a fish 
and now when you wear your mullet just remember this little fact 
see a mullet is business in the front and then a party in the back 
(now everybody sing) 

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La la la la la la (repeat)