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Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor 
With an empty bottle of JD still clasped in my hand
My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air 
But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

I looked up and down, and all around 
People stopped to stare 
I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care 
It's just not fair, what a nightmare 
Wish I had a spare, but I don't 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

What could've happened with it? 
I hear them all there laughing 
Hiding myself in the dark 
I hope nobody saw the skidmark 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

I was about to give up 
I was about to go home 
When I saw my pair of BVDs laying there by the phone 
i knew that they were mine
I saw that they were fine, but I was still drunk and naked 
Everybody laughed and everybody screamed--- 

Has anyone,has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 
Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear? 

where did it go