We don't like to go out shoppin' Don't care what's on sale Just wanna sit with a bag full of chips Watchin' the NFL When you come over at half time You say does this dress fit too tight We just look you in the eye With a big fat lie and say 'Uh uh, looks just right' Well that's the truth about men That's the truth about us We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss And no matter what line we hand you When we come draggin' in We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry And it's probably gonna happen again We hate watchin' 'Steel Magnolias' We like 'Rambo' and 'Die Hard IV' Jump up and down like fools When we see the new tools At the Home Depot Store We don't really wanna take you to dinner At some fancy restaurant The only reason we do Is 'cause we know it leads to The one thing that we all want Well, that's the truth about men That's the truth about guys We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars Than work on the problems in our lives And though we might say it to you now and then We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry And it's probably gonna happen again Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinkin' It's nothing too complex It's just somethin' cold for drinkin' And a whole lotta S E... Yes That's the truth about men That's the truth about us We like to hunt and golf And drive around lost And scratch and spit And a whole lotta other disgusting stuff And no matter what line we give you When we come crawlin' in We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry And it's probably gonna happen again We ain't wrong We ain't sorry And it's probably gonna happen Sure it's gonna happen You know it's gonna happen again And that's the truth about men ©2002 Marathon Key Music / Warner-Tamerlane Music / Blacktop Music / Scarlett Moon Music