Mother told me, yes she told me I'd meet girls like you She also told me stay away You'll never know what you'll catch Just the other day I heard Of a soldier's falling off Some Indonesian junk That's going 'round Chorus: Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don't give yourself away Father says your mother's right She's really up on things Before we married Mommy In the WACs in the Phillipines Now I had heard the WACs recruited Old maids for the war But Mommy's neither one of those I've know her all these years Chorus Whatever happened to all this season's Losers of the year Every time I got to thinking Where'd they disappear Then I woke up, Mom and Dad Are rolling on the couch Rolling numbers, rock and rolling Got my Kiss records out Chorus Away...