If a man answers your phone when I call Ooh...there's gonna be some screamin' And that ain't all 'Cause if I'm here callin' you Then who's the who I'm talkin' to? Why, any fool could see That for sure it ain't me So, if a man answers your phone Then, honey we're through Now...everything between us used to be fine 'Til I became a third party Where there ain't no party line Ya hear me talkin'... Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again Ooh...and there better be a soprano On the other end 'Cause if the voice is baritone When you told me you'd be home alone Well...then I'm wastin' my time Ah, not to mention my dime So, if a man answers your phone Then, honey I'm gone Now...everything between us used to be fine 'Til I became a third party Where there ain't no party line Ya hear me talkin' Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again Ooh...and there better be a soprano On the other end 'Cause if the voice is baritone When you told me you’d be home alone Well...I'm wastin' my time Not to mention my dime So, if a man answers your phone Then, honey I'm gone