If I was Jesus, I'd have some real long hair A robe and some sandals is exactly what I'd wear I'd be the guy at the party turnin' water to wine Yeah, me and my disciples, we'd have a real good time Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (Whoo...) And I'd show you who's the boss (Whoo...) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus I'd have some friends that were poor I'd run around with the wrong crowd, man, I'd never be bored Then I'd heal me a blind man, get myself crucified By politicians and preachers who got somethin' to hide Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (Whoo...) And I show you who's the boss (Whoo...) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus, I'd come back from the dead And I'd walk on some water just to mess with your head I know your dark little secrets, I'd look you right in the face And I'd tell you I love you with Amazing Grace Ooh, and I'd lay my life down for you (Whoo...) And I show you who's the boss (Whoo...) I'd forgive you and adore you While I was hangin' on your cross If I was Jesus If I was Jesus