Well I'm just a middle-aged Middle Eastern camel herdin' man I got a two bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan Things used to be real cool, then they got out of hand When they moved in...they call themselves the Taliban (Ooh...yeah) The Taliban Now, I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear She loves the desert and the hot white sand But man she's just like me, naw, she can't stand the Taliban (Ooh...Taliban, baby) You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be ride, camel, ride My old lady she'll be here with me smilin' right by my side We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkministan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban Oh, oh, yeah, the Taliban, baby Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end Well, Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said Now you knuckleheads better not be doin' business with the Taliban So we prayed to Allah with all of our might And then those big US jets came flyin' in one night They dropped little bombs all over our Holy Land And man, you should have seen 'em run like rabbits, they ran, the Taliban You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up And it'll be ride, camel, ride My old lady she'll be here with me smilin' right by my side We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkministan We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban