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What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town
Don't wanna be alone
When the sun goes down
Just a sweet little somethin'
To put my arms around
What's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town

Well, ask anybody
I'm a pretty good guy
And the 'looks decent' wagon
Didn't pass me by
There ain't nothin' in my past
That I'm tryin' hard to hide
And I don't understand
Why I gotta wonder why

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Cruise all around
The right parkin' lots
A little time gets killed
A lotta bull gets shot
One'll think I'm kinda cute
And laugh at every joke I got
When I get to thinkin' maybe
She's a thinkin' maybe not

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Had an old man tell me
'Boy, if you were smart
You'd hit the produce aisle
At the super Wal-Mart'
So I bumped into a pretty girl's
Shoppin' cart

All I did was break her eggs
And bruise her artichoke hearts

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Yeah, what's a guy gotta do
To get a girl in this town