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Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends

Like two sweet peas
In an even sweeter pod
That's my friend and my friend's name is Bob
Like the devil knows hell I know Bobby well
Well enough to tell you 'bout his 67 smells
Well enough to tell you he's a helluva swell fella
Well enough to tell you that we know each other better
Than we know ourselves
Like freaks of a feather we'll rock together
I know Bobby well but I think he knows me better

Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends

He's as close to me 
As a friend can be
Well I'll be standin' by my buddy
He'll me standin' by me
I'm just another half of
The two-headed freak
But I need him like my heart needs to beat
At this point in this friendly verse
I need to sing a little something that I haven't rehearsed
It's about my man
And his name is Hilel
For who my love is soul brother sacred
Take it huckleberry
Slim boy take it

Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends

Jackie's eyes are closed
But he's right on course
Because he's guided by the invisible force
He drives a kooky green Chrysler
Bad as anybody's Porsche
He's a working class drummer
He's as strong as a horse

Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends
Me and my me and my me and my me and my me and my friends