I got a 007 watch and it's a one and only It's got a I Spy beeper that tells me when you're lonely I got a Batmobile so I can reach ya in a fast shake When your world's in crisis of an impendin' heartbreak Now don't you call James Bond or Secret Agent Man 'Cause they can't do it like I can I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...every day I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker If you're hanging from a cliff or you're tied to the tracks, girl Columbo split and you can't find Kojak True love is broken and your tears are fallin' faster You're sufferin' from a pain in your heart or some other natural disaster Now I don't care what kind of shape you're in If they put up a roadblock, I'll parachute in I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...I'm in love I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...every day I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...with you So you fell for some jerk who was tall, dark and handsome Then he kidnapped your heart and now he's holdin' it for ransom Well, like a mission impossible I'm gonna go and get it back You know I woulda taken better care of it, baby, than that Sometimes I get so hot girl, well, I can't talk But when I'm with you I cool off and I walk I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...and I talk I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...every day I'm a rocker, baby, I'm a rocker...every day