I'm gonna tell you something you don't wanna hear You never listen when I talk Maybe you'll listen when I walk So I made my mind up and made a sandwich And I didn't shed a tear I gave you one last minute of my time In this mess I left behind When you come home tonight And turn on the light Don't you be surprised to find My little good-byes Empty hangers by the closet door Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor My little goodbyes Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel Little good-byes, little good-byes I'm sure, you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two You'll tape a Hallmark to my door They always said it better than you And if you're wondering When you're gonna hear from me Well, take a real good look around boy And it won't be hard to see When you come home tonight and turn on the light Don't you be surprised to find My little good-byes Took your favorite Dodgers hat Left the litter, but I took the cat My little good-byes Loaded up the TV in the back of my car Have fun watching the VCR Little good-byes, oh baby, little good-byes So cry to your mama And your sympathetic friends and tell 'em And tell 'em how the story ends My little good-byes Took the hourglass left the sand Now you got time on your hands My little good-byes Took the statue from Japan Funny little Buddah man My little goodbyes Change my voice on the machine Or there'll be little good-byes with every ring Left the pictures and took the frames I've got the umbrella, here comes the rain Yeah yeah yeah Rain, yeah yeah yeah Little good-byes Hey, hey...yeah yeah yeah Hey, hey...yeah yeah yeah Little goodbyes