Well, I don't think I can handle this A cloudy day in Metropolis I think I'll talk to my analyst I got it so bad for this little journalist It drives me up the wall and through the roof Lois and Clark in a telephone booth I think I'm going out of my brain I got it so bad for little Miss Lois Lane Chorus: Lois Lane, please put me in your plan Yeah, Lois Lane, you don't need no Superman Come on downtown and stay with me tonight I got a pocket full of kryptonite He's leaping buildings in a single bound I'm reading Shakespeare in my place downtown Come on downtown and make love to me I'm Jimmy Olsen, not a titan, you see He's faster than a bullet, stronger than a train He's the one who got lucky, got his cape Around Miss Lois Lane I can't believe my dilemma is real I'm competing with the man of steel Chorus