(Horse neighs) Hello I'm Mr. Ed A horse is a horse Of course of course And no one can talk to a horse Of course That is of course Unless the horse Is the famous Mr. Ed Go right to the source And ask the horse He'll give you the answer That you'll endorse He's always on a steady course Talk to Mr. Ed People yakkety yak a streak And waste your time of day But Mr. Ed will never speak Unless he has something to say A horse is a horse Of course of course And this one will talk to his horse his horse You never heard of a talking horse Well listen to this 'I am Mr. Ed'