(Train whistle) Come and ride the little train That is rollin' down the tracks To the Junction Forget about your cares It is time to relax At the Junction Lots of curves you bet Even more when you get To the Junction (Petticoat Junction) There's a little hotel called the Shady Rest At the Junction (Petticoat Junction) It's run by Kate Come and be her guest At the Junction (Petticoat Junction) And that's Uncle Joe He's movin' kinda slow At the Junction (Petticoat Junction) (Train whistle)