Want you to meet the family That's known as the real McCoys From West Virginee they came To stay in sunny Californi-ay That's Grand Pappy Amos and the girls and the boys Of the family known as the real McCoys Livin' like good folks should live As happy as kids with toys Ol' Grand Pappy Amos is head of the clan He roars like a lion But he's gentle as a lamb His grandson Luke keeps beaming with joy Since he made Miss Kate Missus Luke McCoy What a housekeeper Kate is She's doin' what she enjoys No gal can beat her when it comes to looks The same can be said about the way she cooks For Grand Pappy Amos and the girls and boys Of the family known as the real McCoys Sharing each others sorrows Enjoyin' each others joys Like all other families they quarrel and fuss But it ain't never serious With Grand Pappy Amos and the girls and boys Of the family known as the Real McCoys