Aerosmith - Pump
Hot wax drippin'
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
And I'm ready, so ready
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
Walkin' the street
I got a rag top chevy
Now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody (See Note #2)
When I sit in the seat
Cause I'm ready, so ready
I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Cause in the pink she look so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I wants the prize
Yeah!
I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
Yeah!
'Cause I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
Your momma says I'm
Alright
And my old lady says I'm
Alright
Whip crackin' floozy
Way outta control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready
I'm a red hot pistol
And I'm ready to fight
I'm a .38 special
On a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
Make it alright
'Cause I'm ready, so ready
I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
Honey!
My brand new baby's lookin F.I.N.E. (See Note #1)
Fine!
The sun is shinin' every day
Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time
Honey!
But I'm
Alright
My little sister says I'm
Alright
Ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
And my old lady know I'm
Alright
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E.
Fine!
Let's put our clothes back on
And by the way girl
What's your name again?
But I'm
Alright
You're daddy says I'm
Alright
And Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
And Joe Perry says I'm
Alright
Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
That's callin' my name
She gonna blow my cover
She's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready
I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
Your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
My girl, she breathes hellfire
And my girl, she feeds my desire
My girl Sadie she's the wind in my sails
A puss n' boots lady with a cat o' nine tails
Comin' after you honey, feet don't fail me now
My girl, she's bareback rider
And my girl, she's Lady Godiva
She's a full-time lover no mon ami
Sweeter than honey from a honey bee
And it all rubs off on little old me-oh-my
Slippin' in and out of love (4 x's)
My girl, she smokes barbed wire
And my girl can't get no higher
I made it with the lady with the one-track mind
Diamonds in the rough they're so hard to find
Day after day, the same old grind and grind and...
My girl
I'll tell you little secret make you want to jump and shout
When you talk to me in circles take your foot out of your mouth
It's hard enough to make it when you're livin' on the street
And you want to tell somebody but you got to be discreet
Then you catch your girlfriend with her skirt hiked up to here
Honey, don't get mad, get even
Don't get mad, get even (3 x's)
Say the times they be a-changin' though the blind lead the blind
You know your head is empty though there's somethin' on your mind
Been shackin' up with Lucy, then when the morning comes
You're with Sally in the alley and the junkies and the bums
You wonder why your girlfriend has her skirt hiked up to here
Honey, don't get mad, get even
Don't get mad, get even (3 x's)
(...'Til I can see the white o' your eyes, baby...)
(...I'm gonna kick ass...)
(...Just wait 'til you see what I got in store for you)
Roll the dice get lucky 'cause they roll you for the dime
You got nothin' else to lose if you only lose your mind
When pleasure that is shallow causes trouble to be deep
You've been dusted with the devil while he sweeps you off your feet
I'll tell you little secret make you want to jump and shout
When you talk to me in circles take your foot out of your mouth
It's hard enough to make it when you're livin' on the street
And you hate to be a wiseguy when your feet are in concrete
Oh, sleepin' with the dogs, and you wake up with the fleas
Honey, don't get mad, get even
Soft and shaded, I was left as a child
Dragged from the cradle, I was weaned in the wild
Ran with the wolfpack, flesh torn to shreds
In the compensations, I was left there for dead
Read it in the paper it ain't fair
You know who today don't seem to care
Livin', lovin', gettin' loose
Masturbatin' with a noose
Now someone's kickin' out the chair
Some kind of voodoo
Come across this land
Some kind of voodoo
Voodoo medicine man
Everybody's lookin' at the sky
Don't believe the coverups and lies
They been tellin' us since birth
Pissin' off old Mother Earth
My gones are bygones prophesied
Get ready
Wonder should I go or should I stay
'Cause what we got ain't workin' anyway
I did my best, God knows I tried
I feel like I been crucified
Why did you take it all away
Voodoo, voodoo, medicine man (Repeat)
Note #1 - F.I.N.E. - Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional
Note #2 - EMHO - Early Morning Hard On