I guess it's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass From the storm door you broke when you left here so fast Chorus: If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake Chorus But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go Chorus Oh, if it ain't one thing It's you