Well if I had money Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well the girl I love I stole her from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again She heard he had a Mercury Lord she's crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well, hey now, mama You look so fine ridin' round in your Mercury 49 Crazy 'bout a Mercury Lord, I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well my baby went out She didn't stay long Bought herself a Mercury, come a cruisin' home She's crazy 'bout a Mercury Yeah, she's crazy 'bout a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy me a Mercury or two Crazy 'bout a Mercury I'm gonna buy me a Mercury And cruise it up and down the road