Rubber band There's a rubber band that plays tunes out of tune In the library garden Sunday afternoon While a little chappie waves a golden wand Rubber band In 1910 I was so handsome and so strong My moustache was stiffly waxed and one foot long And I loved a girl while you played tea time tunes Dear rubber band, you're playing my tune out of tune, oh Rubber band Won't you play a haunting theme again to me While I eat my scones and drink my cup of tea The sun is warm but it's a lonely afternoon Oh, play that theme Rubber band How I wish that I could join your rubber band We could play in lively parks throughout the land And one Sunday afternoon, I'd find my love Rubber band, In the '14-'18 war I went to sea Thought my Sunday love was waiting home for me And now she's married to the leader of the band, oh (Spoken) Oh sob...I hope you break your baton