The rumors and the stories of my past I can't deny I'm no Saint Ignatius but again I'm no barfly The wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control I've got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soul Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control I've got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soul Last night I said goodbye to a dear old friend of mine Just a throw back shell beach party, nothin' really asinine Rum and cooked animals and bullshit by the ton That party lasted way too long and I had too much fun Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control I've got this bank of bad habits in a corner of my soul That bank of bad habits is worth its weight in gold Time for you to spend that dough You're the only one you owe So put away those alibis You can't fool that Banker in the sky Now let me tell you about the 7 Deadly Sins One...Pride...Thou shalt not have pride in thy neighbor Two...Coveting...Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife Three...Lust...Thou shalt not lust after his neighbor's wife Four...Anger...Do not be angry with your neighbor's wife Five...Gluttony...Do not eat thy neighbor's wife's...popcorn Six...Envy...Do not envy your neighbor's wife Seven...Sloth...Do not be a slob And the eighth deadly sin is...PIZZA! A picture's worth a thousand words just ask a cameraman And it's no sin to stop and look, I do it when I can But you have to purge that urge to merge You have to keep your head Or trouble is what you will find inside some stranger's bed Bank of bad habits The price of vice foretold One by one they'll do you in They're bound to take their toll The wrong thing is the right thing until you lose control I've got this bank of bad habits It's worth it's weight in gold Yeah, we're talkin' Krugerands...Dubloons I was wonderin', um, do you think they have an ATM machine for bad habits? Hmm. I think I'll apply for that card