I guess it all blew up in Missoula There just was no other way After months of goin' crazy, there was nothin' left to say But when the dust had finally settled And the air had quickly cleared Whoa, things were better off than I had feared And I, miss you so badly, girl I love you madly Feelin' so sad now since I been gone, gone, gone It gets quite confusin', it seems that I'm losin' Track of the long days since I been home We're stayin' in a Holiday Inn full of surgeons I guess they meet there once a year They exchange physician's stories And get drunk on Tuborg beer Then they're off to catch a stripper With their eyes glued to her 'G' But I don't think that I would ever let 'em cut on me And I, miss you so badly, girl I love you madly I think I've been had though for stayin' so long, long, long And I'm, just watchin' the Gong Show, waitin' for Zorro Losin' the long days since I been home I got a head full of feelin' higher And an ear full of Patsy Cline There is just no one who can touch her Hell, I'll hang on every line Oh, crazy how things happen, it's incredible but true The longer I'm gone the closer I feel to you And I, miss you so badly, girl I love you madly I'm feelin' so glad just to be headin' home, home, home I've been, battlin' motel maids, and chewin' on Rolaids Countin' the hours till I get home Whoa I been, countin' the hours till I get home