Let me tell ya' now He sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailing ships Wants to throw it all away Wants to have it back someday Love's fool, Sears tools Wants to win that football pool Spend it on some real good grass Disappearin' oh so fast Tell my story pain and glory Guess my occupation Free and easy warm and breezy Overnight sensation I got house pets, Lear jets Tryin' to learn about bassinettes Oh Miss Piggy dance with me Let me take you to the sea Dreamsicle, big dill pickle High school honeys sure were fickle I'll be damned, country ham Takes me back to Alabam' So won't you tell my story pain and glory Guess my occupation Free and easy warm and breezy Overnight sensation Let me tell ya' now He sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailing ships I'll be damned, country ham Takes me back to Alabam' I'll be damned, country ham Takes me back to Alabama