Jimmy Buffett
Peanut Butter Conspiracy
Written by - Jimmy Buffett
From - A White Sport Coat & a Pink Crustacean
Lookin' back at my hard luck days 
I really do have to laugh 
Workin' in a dive for twenty six dollars 
Spendin' it all on grass 
We were hungry hard-luck heroes 
Tryin' just to stay alive 
We'd go down to the corner grocery 
This is how we'd survive 

Chorus:
Who's gonna steal the peanut butter 
I'll get the can of sardines 
Runnin' up and down the aisle of the Mini Mart 
Stickin' food in our jeans 
We never took more than we could eat 
There was plenty left on the rack 
We all swore if we ever got rich 
We would pay the Mini Mart back 
Yes sir! Yes sir! 
We would pay the Mini Mart back 

It was a two man operation 
Had it all down on a note 
Ricky would watch that big round mirror 
And I'd fill up my coat 
Then we'd head for the check-out aisle 
With a lemon and a bottle of beer 
Into the car, got to make it on home 
Supper time's getting near 

Chorus

I guess every good picker has had some hard times 
I sure had my share 
It's really kinda funny to laugh at 'em now 
But I don't want to go back there 
So every now and then when I'm in the grocery 
I'll take a little but not much 
'Cause you never know when those hard times'll hit cha 
And I don't want to lose my touch 

Chorus
 
Yes sir, yes sir 
We would pay the Mini Mart back
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