On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug
There should be more there
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug & Bob
In a tree
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five golden tuques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six packs of two-four
Five golden tuques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug & Bob
In a tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven packs of smokes
Doug
Nice gift
Six packs of two-four
Five golden tuques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug & Bob
In a tree
Doug
Whew! This should just be the two days of Christmas.
It's too hard for us!
Bob
Um...
Doug
Go, hoser
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-four
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Five golden tuques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug & Bob
On my tree
Bob
That beer's empty
Bob
Okay...
Day...
Background singers
Twelve!
Doug
Good day and welcome to day twelve
Background singers
Five golden tuques!
Four pounds of backbacon
Three french toast
Two turtlenecks
And a beer
Doug & Bob
In a tree
Doug
So like that's our song, Merry Christmas
Bob
Merry Christmas!
Doug
And good day!
Bob
Good day, everybody and Happy New Year, too
Bob
Okay, you know what you left out?
Donuts...I told you to get me donuts!
Like on the ninth day or the tenth day or the eleventh day
I wanted donuts!
Doug
Yeah, but the song's over
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Bob
On the twelfth day you coulda got me a dozen donuts
You coulda gone down to the donut shop, where you buy a dozen
And get another one free, so thirteen for the thirteen days of Christmas
Doug
Next Christmas, I'll get me a chain saw
Bob
Take off!
Doug
Boy, that song was a beauty, it moved me
Bob
Yeah, I think it ranks up there with Stairway to Heaven
Doug
Wha...?
