It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing And the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been pressed The radio Just let us know That this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin' It's the end of all humanity No more time for last minute shoppin' It's time to face your final destiny It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris While we trim the tree Underneath a mushroom cloud Air raid siren in the background You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill! It's Christmas at Ground Zero And, if the radiation level's OK I'll go out with you To see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day It's Christmas at Ground Zero Just seconds left to go I'll "duck-and-cover" With my Yule-tide lover Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at Ground Zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke We're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke We're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday! Air raid siren blaring