Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction Where I saw something I just had to have My mind told me I should proceed with caution But my heart said, "Go ahead an' make a bid on that!" An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won't cha gimme a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice I'm sold! On the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud An' I guess I was really gettin' in it 'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd! An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won't cha gimme a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice I'm sold! On the lady in the long black dress Well she won my heart it was no contest With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Yeah, we found love on the auction block An' I hauled her heart away Now we still love to laugh about The way we met that day When I said, hey, pretty lady, won't cha gimme a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice I'm sold on the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair blue eyes And I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!