Chef Tonight is right for love, you know I Wanna touch you where the lights don't go Tonight is right for love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney) Expressing love so sweet I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat Tonight is right for love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney) We had a love that was so magical With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney That was on Family Ties two years ago Meat Loaf After the love comes a darkness in hell A demon inside you like a bottomless well Nothing is safe and everything is a lie Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try Burnin', burnin', through your brain Unthinkable pain... Chef Meat Meat Loaf But when you finally realize that it's all in vain Chef Meat Loaf Meat Loaf Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes Chef Meat Loaf! Meat Loaf Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs Your skin is comin' off and you're railin' in salt! Chef Meat! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf! Meat Loaf What? Chef Where are you goin', son? Meat Loaf Oh...gosh... Chef Come back to us We're over here Meat Loaf Okay Oh, sorry Chef, man Sorry Chef It's alright son But this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney Not about splinters of wood in your eyes You need to calm down man Meat Loaf You're right Chef Here, have a taco Meat Loaf Taco, great I need a taco Chef You're messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney Okay? Meat Loaf Yeah, great Chef & Meat Loaf Tonight is right for love The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume And go crazy I'll touch your body and soul And change the channels with the remote control 'Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney