You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things I like to talk about Jesus Christ 'Cos I wonder what would happen if He passed you by Would you be scared? Would you believe in Him? Would you bust your asses to get Him institutionalized? Well, I bet He'd be cool I bet He'd be damn good looking I bet that He'd smelt divine I'm not talking about Calvin Klein's Obsession Just one of those people smell good all the time There's no reason why What would He wear? Would He wear Tommy Hilfiger? Or prefer Urban Outfitted? I don't think so Well, I bet He'd like Gaultier But you'd never find Him in it I bet He'd like Gaultier Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction You know every once and a while I shoot the breeze I spend my time I talk about silly things And tonight I'd like to talk to you about Jesus Christ 'Cos I wonder how we'd deal if He just passed you by I bet He'd be a star I bet my Star Wars figures He would be a movie star A Quentin Tarantino next-big-thing Prima donna, then he'd appear on Opera You know what? I don't think so But could you imagine him hanging Piccadilly Circus Time Square, The Walk of Fame At Christie's He could easily become a regular D'you know what? I don't think so I bet my speeder bike He'd turn his back on all of that Lord I need your protection spend some time in my direction Well some people have just got it You know like standing next to Elvis Presley Well then multiply that feeling by one million and you know what I'm talking about 'Cos I'll bet He was cool Man I bet that cat was so damned good looking baby