My funny Valentine Sweet, comic Valentine You make me smile with my heart Ooh...mmm Your looks are laughable Unphotographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little bit weak? When you open it to speak, are you smart? Don't, baby don't, don't you change your hair for me Not if you care for me Stay, stay little Valentine, stay Each day is Valentine's... Each day is Valentine's Day Stay, little Valentine, stay Stay, stay, yeah yeah Each day is Valentine's... Each day is Valentine's Day